I have been blessed to have best friends that have very similar senses of humor to my own. (And believe me, sometimes my sense of humor is quite twisted.) I had gotten this idea not only from www.textsfromlastnight.com but from several other fave blogs of mine.
Because my friends and I share a common marrow component in our funny bones, I usually get the most random and yet hilarious responses via text from them. Some of them I try to hold onto for as long as I can and have even resorted to placing some in a separate folder on my phone, hoping to preserve their funniness for my enjoyment on days like this past Saturday... where the snow had to barricaded in my house!
So instead, I'd like to put a few of the funnier ones up here before they get discarded for more phone memory. I have a feeling that a lot of them (if not all of them) insist on some sort of retardedly prepubescent inside joke my friends and I have cultivated from our conversations, but nonetheless, here they are:
"Hehe. I'm a gateway drug ...breakin down barriers everywhere!"
"Too much cat sexay goin on"
"Maybe he's on sushi driveby service?"
"I just overheard a lady telling another lady how she wishes she could wear a onesie. OMG."
"So its you and the crackheads. Must be quite entertaining!"
"Yeah, man. He's like a jelly-filled powered donut!"
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