Wednesday, March 3, 2010

When in doubt, this is what Wendy's would like you to do.

"Do what tastes right."

I assuming this means that if it doesn't look right, Wendy's would still say "Go for it". And if it didn't smell right, well, maybe it's just slightly wrong. But the REAL testament to righteousness is if it tastes right. OF COURSE!

How wrong would THAT be?

I can just see now a bouncer outside of a nightclub checking IDs at the door. A young girl hands him her ID and he waves it away with his hand.

"No, I don't need that...just give me a little taste," as he takes a lick of her arm.

"Yeah, no way, sweetheart. You taste about three months shy of being legal."

So remember, just do what TASTES right. If it doesn't taste right, then just say no.

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