Good God...it was like a wet dream's final dream: Imagine 300 gorgeously ripped and sweaty (bloody and scratched, too. Nothing is more appealing than a man who knows how to work hard) all running towards the screen in nothing but capes and ...loincloth looking attire. FANTASTIC!
Although of course, as I predicted, there was some buffering going on in the movie production suites.
This is Gerard without grease and oil:
And this is with:
There are yet even more delicious photos to be found across the World Wide Web - and I will seek to find them. :-)
Guys have Angelina Jolie...why can't I have my Gerard Butler?